NHL Predictions

I swear I'll explain these eventually.

Predictions are below, explanations for those later.

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

New York Rangers (2)
Pittsburgh Penguins (4)
New Jersey Devils (5)
New York Islanders
Philadelphia Flyers

Northeast

Ottawa Senators (1)
Montreal Canadiens (6)
Buffalo Sabers (7)
Toronto Maple Leafs
Boston Bruins

Southeast

Tampa Bay Lightning (3)
Atlanta Thrashers (8)
Carolina Hurricanes
Washington Capitals
Florida Panthers

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

Detroit Red Wings (1)
Nashville Predators
Columbus Blue Jackets
St. Louis Blues
Chicago Blackhawks

Northwest

Calgary Flames (3)
Colorado Avalanche (6)
Vancouver Canucks (7)
Edmonton Oilers (8)
Minnesota Wild


Pacific

San Jose Sharks (2)
Dallas Stars (4)
Anaheim Ducks (5)
Phoenix Coyotes
Los Angeles Kings

EASTERN CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS:

Ottawa Senators (1)
Atlanta Thrashers (8)
Ottawa in 5

New York Rangers (2)
Buffalo Sabers (7)
Rangers in 6

Tampa Bay Lightning (3)
Montreal Canadiens (6)
Canadiens in 5

Pittsburgh Penguins (4)
New Jersey Devils (5)
Penguins in 5

Ottawa Senators (1)
Montreal Canadiens (6)
Canadiens in 7

New York Rangers (2)
Pittsburgh Penguins (5)
Rangers in 6

New York Rangers (2)
Montreal Canadiens (6)
Rangers in 6


WESTERN CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS:

Detroit Red Wings (1)
Edmonton Oilers (8)
Red Wings in 4

San Jose Sharks (2)
Vancouver Canucks (7)
Sharks in 5

Calgary Flames (3)
Colorado Avalanche (6)
Calgary in 6

Dallas Stars (4)
Anaheim Ducks (5)
Ducks in 6

Detroit Red Wings (1)
Anaheim Ducks (5)
Red Wings in 7

San Jose Sharks (2)
Calgary Flames (3)
Sharks in 5

Detroit Red Wings (1)
San Jose Sharks (2)
Sharks in 7

STANLEY CUP FINALS

New York Rangers (2)
San Jose Sharks (2)
Sharks in 6